Why hello! It’s me! Rachel!
Here’s some good stuff to know.

1. I’m really into watching movies. Like really into it. And ,yes, I have a top four: The Lego Movie, The Lego Batman Movie, The Lego Ninjago Movie, & Lemonade Mouth. jk jk…those are my favorite films. My favorite movies are When Harry Met Sally, I Used to be Funny, Juno, & Whiplash. pft.

2. You could call me a below amateur guitarist. For example, after spending an hour tuning to open D, I was not delighted to discover that “Prayer in Open D” is actually, not, in fact, in open D. I can tear up to a chords sheet for beginners on ultimateguitar.com though.

3. I like olives.

4. My brain is hardwired to be on loop between thought daughter and chronically online brain. As a result, I can only be a writer of jokes.

5. I want to meet Bill Hader.

If you can help me meet Bill Hader hmu

Or if you want to talk work, that would be super too.

Take It With You!